popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via ashtoniws)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via gregorythegrotesque)

Anonymous:
Why you call them 'puzzle pieces'?

ohthefond:

Because if you listen closely you can hear them snap together

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SNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAP!

Like puzzle pieces. They just kind of fit.

Everyone who reblogs this will get an out of context line from a random book on my shelf.

castielismyheaven:

castielismyheaven:

I’m really freaking bored, but I doubt anyone will rebolg this….but it’s worth a shot, I just need something to do.

IF YOU REBLOG THIS, MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN. AND REMEMBER THEY WONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE WHEN YOU GET A QUOTE. THANK YOU.

(via human-flavoured-pizzas)

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via human-flavoured-pizzas)

Timestamp: 1406287103

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via human-flavoured-pizzas)

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

(via human-flavoured-pizzas)

Timestamp: 1406287050

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

(via human-flavoured-pizzas)

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

someonesaveme420:

sunset-oracle:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

Hey let’s do thisimage

REBLOG I TELL YOU

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The selfie challenge: Luke vs. Michael +

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Timestamp: 1406286979

The selfie challenge: Luke vs. Michael +

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(Source: fivesource, via lukeismysun)

averpauradisognare:

Buongiorno♡

(Source: oppulxnce)

Timestamp: 1406286836

averpauradisognare:

Buongiorno♡

(Source: oppulxnce)

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

(via human-flavoured-pizzas)

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